Hey, um, if y’all are the praying sort, could you maybe please send some up for me?
We’ve hit a financial. . .well, not so much a WALL, more like a huge pothole that has rattled our chassis and left us gasping in a “what in the heck was THAT” sort of way. We’ll be fine [...]
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Request
Posted in Uncategorized on October 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Posted in Uncategorized on October 27, 2009 | 1 Comment »
A quick post before I leave for lunch –
Drunk Friend Sue called me last Friday in a panic, asking me if I would pleasepleaseplease run down to the water company and pay her bill so her water wouldn’t get turned off. A mere oversight! she said. Oh and it has to be in cash. $157.80. [...]
The dingleberry at the end of this post
Posted in Uncategorized on October 13, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Due to some dryer “issues” yesterday, our laundry room was occupied by either a man (SearsHomeRepair man and/or D) or a vacuum cleaner. Or both. (Lint is not your friend, people.) As the laundry room is where Captain, um, “eliminates” this made for an interesting conundrum. He won’t go if anyone is [...]
Gonna sip Bacardi
Posted in Uncategorized on October 12, 2009 | 4 Comments »
My parents came down from Illinois this weekend. They like to wait until they come down before they get me my birthday present, which this year was. . .wait for it. . .TOWELS.
Seriously.
We’ve been using the same bath towels for at least the last seven or eight years. We remodeled our bathroom after D came [...]
Let me get this straight. . .
Posted in Uncategorized on September 9, 2009 | 1 Comment »
In 2004, you passed a law preventing the governor from directly appointing anyone to a US Senate seat. Now, in 2009, you want to repeal that law. Could it be because the letter behind the name of your governor changed from (R) to (D)?
Oh, Massachusetts, never change. You’re like shooting fish in a barrel.
Yeeow!
Posted in Uncategorized on August 26, 2009 | 7 Comments »
Only man in the world who could ROCK the porn ’stache!
See? I *can* do this
Posted in Uncategorized on August 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
1. Where is your cell phone? Desk
2. Your significant other? Working
3. Your hair? Longer
4. Your mother? Awesome
5. Your father? Blessing
6. Your favorite time of day? Dark
7. Your dream last night? Intense
8. Your favorite drink? Hurricane
9. Your dream goal? Torch
10. The room you’re in? Office
11. Your fear? Poverty
13. Where do you want to be [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on August 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
This morning in our work fridge I found a bag of shredded cheese that I bought last week for tacos. I bought it at lunch to take home a scant four hours later and COULDN’T EVEN REMEMBER TO DO THAT.
So you see why I haven’t updated?
I’m gonna do better, I promise. It may be just [...]
Conversations from a backseat
Posted in Uncategorized on June 24, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Scene: 2000 Suburban, driving down a two-lane Arkansas highway. Dad in driver’s seat, Mom in passenger seat, 12-year-old smartass boy in back passenger seat (the only one with a seat belt that works)(the other one is twisted and won’t retract)(because my kids won’t make sure it retracts when they release it)(gah)
Mom: (singing along with The [...]
12
Posted in Uncategorized on June 17, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Party like it’s your birfday!
You’re the best, my angel boy.
