In five years, he’ll deny he ever said it

March 17, 2008 by lgraves65

Scene: My bathroom. Sunday morning, 6:00 a.m. We are leaving in 15 minutes for a 8:30 a.m. baseball game.

A: I don’t want to wear this cup. It sticks out too far.

Me: I think it’s just the fly on those pants. It’s thicker than the one on your old pants and sticks out more when you have on a cup.

A: I don’t like it. I’m not wearing it.

Me: Why not?

A: It makes my pen*s look big!

D: And the problem is?

A: I’m a LITTLE BOY, my pen*s shouldn’t look BIG.

Me: Well, go get your other, crotch-shrinking, cup.

A: I *will*.

Posted in Uncategorized | 6 Comments

on March 18, 2008 at 1:18 pm1 Mr. Bingley

Ken may want to borrow that first cup…
on March 18, 2008 at 1:19 pm2 Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life

If I weren’t laughing so hard I’d slap Mr. B
on March 18, 2008 at 3:25 pm3 lgraves65

I’m thinking of marketing that first cup.
on March 19, 2008 at 2:13 pm4 sheila

I love D’s comment in the middle of all that.

“And the problem with that is …??”

Ha!
on March 22, 2008 at 12:44 pm5 Rach

Hey! I came here from Cecily’s - thank you for the support! Do you ever feel like the lone voice?

I am excited to read more of your blog!
Rach
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on March 31, 2008 at 9:18 pm6 jooshynoodle

SO funny, thank you for such a good belly laugh!
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